Hi. I am TIger woods, three time winner of the masters tournament. I am a profesional golfer and i am damn good at it too. Yep.Not only do i kick ass at golf i am an exellent songwriter. I get most of my inspiration from masturbation and heroin. "On the Course i put the ball in the hole. Here are some lyrics to one of my songs, one the golf course i put the ball in the hole, in my private bedroom i put the bong in my hole, my ass hole and my mouth hole. SO did you like those lyrics. One way i got inspiration was injecting heroin in my asshole. Yep it felt great. Then i got my 12 year old love slave and screwed her for a while. Then i stuck a 9 iron in her pussy. After that i got my pet parrot and stuck heroin in his wings and watched him try to fly around and eventually he hit the fan and died. One time i got a parakeet and jammed its head into the ground. Then i hit it with a golf club. One time i ejaculated into my parrots water bowl and then i wrote a song about it.

Here is one of my Rap songs
" Yo yo yo whats the delio
i murder parrots and screw my hoes
i like to stab birds in there eyes
it's funny to watch the little budgies cry
i like to poop in there seed bowl
and then i piss in there water bowl."

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